okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Life is so much better after having sex.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
