best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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