I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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