i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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