omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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