I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
