i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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