This girl is more easily done than said...
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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