The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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