We're like a lot better than the average bears
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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