Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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