ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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