so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
