ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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