How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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