Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start