Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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