im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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