Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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