How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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