I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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