He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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