: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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