Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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