She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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