You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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