at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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