He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's blow job season.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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