I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
