Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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