After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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