did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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