We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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