do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize