After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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