Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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