I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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