I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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