just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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