Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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