She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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