I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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