She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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