I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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