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I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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