dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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