What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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