people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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