I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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