she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
