I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
only you would photoshop your dick
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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