I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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