I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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