well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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