Me. At least after what I've been through.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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