I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
third nipple confirmed
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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